In direct contravention of my wife's explicit instructions, herewith I inaugurate my first blog. Long may it prosper.

For some reason, I think I have something to say to you. You think you have something to say to me? Email me at: gideonsblogger -at- yahoo -dot- com

 
I've got a theory. The Daily Californian - or, more likely, the University of California - is the actual organization behind the World Trade Center and Bali massacres. Without a war, after all, there can be no anti-war movement. And without an anti-war movement, Berkeley just wouldn't be Berkeley. It's all very neat. And much more logical than believing that the attacks were the work of an Islamist terrorist group that has declared war on America, and the West generally, and even more generally on all Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists and any Muslims they don't like, and that has admitted to numerous acts of terror including the World Trade Center massacre. And hey, I've met people from Berkeley; they are perfectly capable of this sort of thing. I've never met a member of al Qaeda. (Or a member of the Bush Administration, for that matter. Maybe it doesn't really exist, either. Maybe it was made up by Ralph Neas as a fundraising ploy. I wouldn't put it past him.)
posted by Noah at 4:51 PM