In direct contravention of my wife's explicit instructions, herewith I inaugurate my first blog. Long may it prosper.

For some reason, I think I have something to say to you. You think you have something to say to me? Email me at: gideonsblogger -at- yahoo -dot- com

 
Maureen Dowd's latest inanity and an old column by P.J. O'Rourke that took the piss out of her before she even wrote it. (You'll have to read both columns to the end to see how they relate.)
posted by Noah at 6:39 PM